omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
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you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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