HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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