We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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