Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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