How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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