I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
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My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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