I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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