dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
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