Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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