Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Randomize