3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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