i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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