Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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