so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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