i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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