why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
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The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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