real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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