Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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