gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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