She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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