Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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