Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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