we're blogging at a bar
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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