I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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