Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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