Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Randomize
