Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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