go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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