I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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