Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
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Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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