Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
that's an acceptable place to lick
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
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i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
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omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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