and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?