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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?

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• (714): View more from California

  He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.

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• (310): View more from California

  Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.

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  Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?

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