He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Someone came in the potted fern
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
