i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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