I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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