I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
it's like iHOP with fire
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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