I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
smell my finger.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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