we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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