I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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