I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
A bitchslap is in order.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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