Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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