have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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