from now on my penis is your penis
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
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Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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