There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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