wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Randomize
