I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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