I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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