I just threw up on my dentist
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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