Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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