North Korea, Best Korea!
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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