Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I understand Curling. That high.
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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