Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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