so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I smell stomach acid.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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