Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
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The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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